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Melody     Reply with quote
with a cat and an ostrich
cat and ostrich sit down man buys three pints
after a bit
ostrich comes to bar bearing a sign saying three pints of bitter please,barman serves and takes money
beer is drunk,followed by cat ostentasiosly tapping pockets ad shaking head
man gets up and goes to bar for next round
''what was that with the cat''/?
''long story''
''well''
''i was walking along the beatch when l picked up a bottle and out popped a genie, who granted me a single wish''
'

so what did you wish for''

''a bird with long legs and a tight pu55y'
beert394     Reply with quote
Ha ha ha very good,,,,
Starnr     Reply with quote
They are not getting any better.
zof943     Reply with quote
lol they is getting a bit better!
Coach     Reply with quote
oooh Oban l can hear your bed callin ya lol x
Kim     Reply with quote
That is more like it Oban!
lol!
Lostyo     Reply with quote
Keep it up my friend, 60%
Bobyer     Reply with quote
ha ha ha.
Kickshaw     Reply with quote
Ha, Here is another one:

Piece of string walks into a bar,
'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please'
Barman 'get out, we do not serve string here'
String goes out and unravels one end before going back in
String 'pint of bitter and a packet of crisp please'
Barman ' are you a length of string'
String ' l am afraid not '

fraid knot..
Lemon     Reply with quote
haha - getting good
couzo     Reply with quote
no im a frayed knot.
Callaway     Reply with quote
God funny
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